Britney Spears' Bikini is Still Confusing

Okay, I'm not even going to try to understand what's up with Britney Spears in a bikini. One day she looks fine, the next day it looks like her ass is smuggling cottage cheese. Then, next thing you know, she kinda looks good again. I say "kinda" because to me Britney Spears will never look good, but I do have to acknowledge the absense of the aforementioned cottage cheese.

Anyway, make what you will of these Britney Spears bikini pictures. I give up.