I don’t think it really matters what I write about these Jodie Marsh pictures seeing as most of you will be transfixed on her nearly nude breasts anyway. I guess I could make light of the fact that at 28, her face already looks as weathered as my grandmother’s feet. Or maybe I could make a crack about how the show should be called The Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Ass. But what’s the point? No one is reading this anyway. With that in mind, I’ll admit that I would do filthy things to this ‘ho. Hell, I’d have sex with her shadow if I could. My shameful admission should remain safe with those big boobs of hers to distract you all.